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Mini Review: Eclipse

July 8th, 2010 § Leave a Comment

This is the best of the series so far. I really appreciated the effects and action scenes since those were the ones that kept me awake! (Hey, it was late in the evening) Curiously, the “romantic” scenes made me laugh instead of making me swoon over Edward. If found it really cheesy! I guess the fanatic in me just died away. When Twilight first came out I was in love with Edward. But that phase has passed (thankfully) and I’ve seen the light! I am now officially Team Jacob! lol! Kidding aside, I still couldn’t get over the fact that a hundred year old immortal would be hopelessly devoted to a boring, plain, awkward teenager.

Anyhow, the story this time around focuses on the love triangle between Edward, Bella and Jacob. As the outside threats draw in closer (the Volturi and Victoria’s newborn army), the Cullens and the Quiluetes must work together to protect the still mortal Bella Swan.

As usual, the acting range was very limited. Rob just kept pouting and furrowing his brows, Kristen still looks stoned and Taylor just distracted me each time he came up on screen without a shirt on. Dakota and the rest of the Volturi didn’t look sinister much, only bored.

I also don’t understand why there were lots of close up shots when everyone knows it will only magnify the layer upon layer of white makeup on the vampires. That made it look more fake! And why did the vampires crack when their heads got chopped off? I mean, I get that they’re cold and stone like, but did it have to be that literal? I thought you had to INCINERATE the bodies for them to die and not just merely dismembered?

Though there are obvious flaws in the movie and in the story itself, I quite enjoyed watching Eclipse. Just because I made fun of it doesn’t mean I didn’t like it. *lol* I give this movie 3 1/2 popcorns.

Rob talks porn, etc. on Details Magazine

February 14th, 2010 § Leave a Comment

Robert Pattinson’s latest photoshoot and interview has left me scarred for life! I’m never gonna see him the same way again! hahaha! I think there’s something a little wrong with him…. You gotta read the interview to understand what I’m saying!

But seriously, I’m gonna jump ship and defect to Team Jacob. At least, for the time being. (Taylor is legal as of Feb 11. Women of all ages can breathe a sigh of relief!We can ogle him all we want since he’s not a minor anymore! hooray! *drool*)

Anyhow, here are some photos taken for the March issue of Details Magazine. Some are NSFW!!